You can try sticking a power drill into your eer, like I did when I was 15 yeers old.

Or some delishus pudding!

My giffed to the whirled is myself.

Deer VD Club - This articul you have ritten is sroogulous against me!
To suggest that I, one of the most popular and bee-luved comedic personalities, is actually a spoiled, overpriveleged pre-Madonna is liable! I will immediately sew you, through my attorneys and lawyers, unless you agree to the following lissed of…

I wood like the officiallee nominate Adam Sandler!

Commodore Poopnfarts the Third

Mr. Weiner - I wood like to buy the writes to your script for Hizzoner. !!!!

SPOOLER ALERT

I don't want goods and survices. I wanted a delicious cobbler pie.

And the worsed part is that I never got my delicious desert.

I feal so bad for Hubert Murdoch… I screwed up pretty badly the other day two! They asked me if I was interested in The Cobbler and I said yes… because I thought I was getting a delishus desert!

I pooped my pants today, and I havent' even scene "Aviator" yet!

Hello Mister Staff - I wood like too audishon for the lead roll in your "Firsties" movie.

That lassed thing the CB Club needs is another midget account, sir.

Whats' wrong with coosting?

The AV Club

Yes!

I am a-where that their is a person who claims to be the "reel" Adim Sandlur. I have spoken to my law-talkers about sewing this man, because he is very embarrassing to me.

The result of Adam Sandler asking, “What if I could wear that remote control from Click on my feet?”

Mister Doctur - I wood like to buy your scripped for "Jack of All Trades!" I will give you 2 million dollars!