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Adam Sandler
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Dear Mr. Run - Thank you very much for your album. I enjoyed it.

We were able to find a talking babey, but he wasn't that wacky.

It was filmed in my backyard, but I wuz in Hawaii doing something that in the industry is called "consulting"

I was going to releese my next film on Ipad films too, so everyone can enjoy my sinamatic master-peace in all of its glory.

Run in feer from the killer rabbit that he clames attacked him while in a fishing boat!

Peepul don't understand how expensave making movees can be. For example, there are many important functions that need to be paid for, such as:

Will their be pudding?

Oh hello Mister A7X - How was you're weakened?

I wood like to take this opportunity to announce the exklooseve Adam Sandler streaming app.

Well, its' time for me to jussed admit that I've been trying to get fired from making movees for years.

Ore, the man who ate Wong!

Pudding?

The A.V. Club

Holy crap, I was going to cassed him in my next movee! Thanks so much for warning me, Mr. Whovan!

My favorute acter is Adam Sandlir.

Mr Speilbergo, I would like to audishon for your role of gimmick account meethook. Please note that my qualifications include:

I don't get it. How wood the men even fit into the tissues?

Don't give up Jamie! Being terribul at something often leads to becuming rich and very, very famous and having you're choice of the finest hot dogs and puddings cups.

Yes, and then there's some kind of Internet movees I need to make, which I have been tolled is similar to the World Wide Web. Following that, I'll kneed to make four more movees for the Information Supper Highway.

I two have such found memo-ore-ee's of Reading Rainbow. I would build a big pillow fort, snuggle up in my footey pajamas and just watch it for hours and hours and hours, eating bowl after bowl of mac-n-chesse while pooping in my diaper.