Hello Mr. AV Club - I wood like to audishon for the roll of the female Ghostbuster! I have experience acting as both a woman, and I am very enthuiastik about busting ghosts.

Using movees to get people to lern?

Me two!

England used to bee won of my favorut imaginary lands? Do dragons, wizards and the Pygmy people still live there?

I hope that the CB Club is taking the proper steps to in-surethat they're own World Wide Highway empire doesn't also get over-throwed.

Deer CB Club -

"Brain damaged never stopped me from posting here"

I wuz knot aware of that fact. But if a pre-stee-jus magazine like Esquire says so, it must bee true!!

It wood be grate if they're could bee a Sandlansaince.

Will Hawk-I also be availabul in pudding form?

Troo Detectuve Too: Adim Sandler is Handsum and Should Win an Acadamee Awurd

This articul is wrong! Their's no way anyone is ever going to out-gross an Adim Sandler film!

Oh no, my twin sissed-er followed me to the CB Club!!!! Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhhgggg!

I'll never forget the self loathing

My boat is magnificent, sir. It's maid completely of 14 carrot gold… and despair.

Hey… how did you no that? Did you hack into my World Wide Highway e-mail account?

I do where pants, sir. I just happen to prefur pajama bottoms, as they are both more comfurtable and emotionully reassuring.

Plus unlimited hot dogs at the craffed service!

I do approach my rolls with alot of prepuration!

Thank you VD Club righters for this articul. You forgot to mention how handsum I am.