As America's most beloved Jewish cit-azen, I feel that I mussed speak out on this hot-button soshall issue…

Dumbey! Dont' you watch movees or TV? If someone is shooting at you, you just simply run away from the bullets.

I think that with his grate comedy-ick writing skills, he can even inspire to be the next Adim Sandlur!!!!!

Man, this rev-you is hi-larius!!!!

Becoming Serious Adam Sandler for a minute to say skip the 3-D. There's literally not a single frame that actually uses it.

What the hell are you talking ab-aw-ut?

I saw Godzilla this week-end. Here is my review:

well, I liked Gar Gar Binks, so each to his owned!

Ha ha ha! I no grammer better than everybodey else!

I make about a million dollurz per month telling poop jokes!

I thought that dwarves wer from Lord of the Rings.

Hi Mister Martinez - My name is Adum, do you want to hang out sometime?

I really like Family Guy.

I'm just an average and a-non-a-muss Internet surfer, but my favorite Internet Mime is that Adam Sandler guy! I think he's the funnyest comedyman out there and he's also the most handsum! I think everyone shood go see his movees and then he shood win the Acadamee Award for righting and Jennifer Anniston should be his…

Who is this Googel guy? I don't remember bying him a present.

Adam Sandler farts.

I humbly apologize. With all re-specced, all me to say:

Mr. Gooch - You are a creative gen-yus, and I wood like to hire you as Executive Prod-oo-ser and General Managur of Happy Madison films.

Sea, that's just racist.

They mussed be quite happy with all the savings!