I have never herd of the First Amendment.

I mossed certainly did not! He's sitting right here next to me, keeping my pile of money warm.

Don't pay any atten-shun to that man! He is what my lawyer calls a "Parody".

I hope that Squiggy still gets to make his "Hateful Ape" movee, he deserves a break!

When my pile of money starts to run low.

Like the Republican Party!

I will be doing a special stand-up coma-dee routine, for all my friends at the CB Club!

It's even worse, because it promotes ig-no-ranse.

Isn't Canada a city in New York?

Adim Sandler angrily counts the big pile of money he keeps in the extra room of his man-shun.

GODDAMNIT! What the hell kind of advice are my lawyers giving me? We mist the most obvious one!

Hello Mr. Button, my name is Adim.

They'll be big stoopid heads!

Knot true! My law-yours have advised me two Sue everyone who farts or tells a fart joke, as I own the trademark to that activity.

SHMACKY DACKY DOOOOOO!

[Whispering while looking down at his shoes]

Are they as good as Daves?

Because it does!

I hope they also put it up on the Internet, in addition two the web!

What does scripped mean?