12 year old assholes are my mossed important audience!

That's how I rote my last movie!

I read "monkey from outter space" and laughed so hard my brain went black for a little bit!

Is it reeding?

I guess we'll just have to grin and BARE this pun thread!!!

Hello, Dave! My name is Adim Sandlur, wood you like to be friends on MySpace?

Not as good as Dave… am I right guyes?

It's like how some peopul call the "Internet" the "Information Supper Highway" and some peepul call it the "World Wide Web."

Do I get to playe the role of the farts?

I watched Game of Thrones last night and….

Mr. Latina - I would like to buy your idea for a script where this Mr. Sandler person steps in poopie!

And Adim Sandlur as a magical talking beansprout that learns valuabul lessons about frienship and grows up to become the Prime Minister of Alaska!!!!

I saw this movee…

I hope Gar Gar Binks gets to be in the new Star Trek movees!

Ha ha haa haa haaa… This article is so funny!

I was going to bee in Expendabels 3, but Mel Gibson vee-toed my casting.

Shmacky the dacky until it doo's.

I like clouds. Sometimes I'll just stair up at the clouds and allow my i-mag-in-nation to turn then into things, like…

And now you spend all your tyme on the CB Club hanging out with me!

"It would be hard to write a worse piece of shit than the movie we got"