I know how Mister Cold-Bear feals. Satire is so annoying.

I just sayed that he's my pubi-cist.

Ha haa haaa… I'm just kidding you.

Dear CB Club -

In the bottom of a Thomas the Train bunk bed. I tryed the top bunk but it was too scarey.

Yes!

As a favur to my grate freinds from the CB Club, I will gladly headline your comedy festival, with some of my award-winning stand-up roo-teens.

I can proudly say that I have never used Googel Ass in my lief!

I no that when I dye, many peopul will spend many hours and minutes content-plating the inspiration for my hundreds of works of genuis. I'm shore someone will make a movee about my life. So here are my top choice for who I wood like to play me:

Lissen up! I'm going to give the step by step plan for creating a Peanuts movee that will be a huge suck-sess… and keep in mind I made almost half a billion dollarz last yeer alone.

Wow Seinfield shoor looks different these days!

She's doing grate, thanks for asking!

What does va-guy-na mean?

And then a bunch of stoopid puns and in-jokes!

I loved the original Star Wars movies, but I have high expectations for the new ones. Hopefully they will be abel to defeat the Klingons once and for all!

Pee Tee Anderson tolled me I wood win an Acadamaa Award for Punchdrunk Love.

What does apathy meen?

Nope. I'm going to film it on the weekdends with my Eye-Phone and have homeless people play the extras. The script will be completely im-pro-vized.

I choo-choo-choose you!

It wood be grate if in the last episode Rust gets an inheritance from his long-lost uncle, and him and Martey move into a mansion together with a snooty butler servant, right across the street from the police station, and they drink beer all day and have parties just to teach those rich kids a lesson while learning…