Maybe it can bee his Jack and Jill!

I love football two! Do you want to come over and watch foot-ball with me, we cood also eat hotdogs and cheese sand-witches.

Haha ha ha ha….

I'm rich!

In Soviet Russia, the Russians do…

The they start flinging their poo!

Ha ha ha, this is grate!

Ha ha, that's so funney because everyone noes Africa is just make believe.

Why is everyone so mad at this poor girll?

I use computters all the time. One day I hope to use one to go on the Internet. I heer it's much better than the Information Supper Highway!

I am also Juwish, but I'm not allowed to participate in the con-spi-racy.

I can proudly saye that I have never torrentted a PBS show!

I sayed I was comfortable with nudity, I didnt' say anything about getting naked.

I wood like to audishon for the role of the horse that is going to be the king.

No that's just stoopid.

Close!

My user-name is Adamishandsum@prodigyinternet.com

Hi Mr. Eddy Hart -

Deer VD Club,

HANG ON A SECUND!!!! JUST HANG ON ONE SECUND….