What a great and inspiring articu!

"Speaking from personal experience, hating can be fun. Addictive, even. But it's not enough to sustain a soul."

Shut up Hamburglar!

I this this man is a a jean-yus, and the are probubly just picking on him because he's Afro-American.

The other 15 persent were Jesus!

Its' spelled 'joker" stoopid.

I actually heer it allot in my reviews.

Gosh, I hope wen they find out the answers to the mysteries it doesnt' turn to be "Because God sent angels and they did it."

Did you meen to type "First" and you're fingers hit the wrong keys on the Information SupperHighway Machine?

Are you an alien?

I wood love to have a monkey. Pleese ship it to my PR person, he handels all of my animal-related comedee transations.

Ha ha haa haaa… I love French peepul!

I think Armandhammer White is a grate movee critic!

This is the yeer that I finally win the Acadamee Award for being Ser-ee-us Adim Sandler and acting in serious movees.

I tried to read the screan-play.

Hello Mr. Ivey -

I passed up on the roll, actually.

Thank you verey much, that is the nicest complement I have ever been gotten!

How about the Adum Sandler Show?

Peepul have also been sabotaging my Oscar Award chances for years.