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Adam Sandler
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Deer Mr. Central -

The Kings of Lee-On?

Wat is a KnetFlixx?

Its' spelled "raised" dummie.

I tryed to go to "The Dissolve", but they deleted my account.

I didnt' get the punn

Ha hah haaa…. throw another shrimp on the barbie, you hoser!!!

Cood we make Perlman's character a parrot?

Does the robot grow up to become the Presiddent of Texas?

@avclub-b1930b61fe9011a84ab4eb80af65ec45:disqus Don't be rood!

I wood like to audishun for the roll of Mr. Grey!

Somebudy should do a "Farting Adum" site.

You cood try making movees about farting Dolphins who win a magical lottery and go back in a time machine to fart in Moses's face and then become the CEO of they're father's bank!

I donnet think it looks that bad 

Thank you Mrs. Queen. I am honured to have the Queen of Mexico respond to me in person, and I am sorry that you lossed World War 2.

If you fart in outter space, does it smell?

I'm knot the mossed sofisticated righter out there, but even I no that you shouldnt' right a TV show that's all about uncovvering a mysterey when your'e just making it up as you go.

I saw a bull-dog fart in a pygmey's face and I laughed so hard my brain turned off for a-wile.

I'm knot sure what a hash-tag is, but they don't deservve to be rapped.

I'm know shore what "illiterate" meens, but if your suggesting that I have a diseese, I will have my lawyer sue you.