WRONG!!!

Ee-lit-or-a-see also helped me make $300 million dollarz!

Butt is this banned as good as Dave? 

And farts!

Its' a littal person who isn't the same highet as everyone else.

My dear friends from the A.V. Club…

I most certainly did not, sir.

It's spelled Adam, sir. With an "A".

Pardon me sir, but I found that statement to be hurtful and libelous. I intend to have my attorney contact you immediately.

Newton was a fascinating product that didn't quite take off the way Apple hoped, but did spur valuable innovation in the technology industry. In fact, the ARM chip architecture that powers many of the products we use today was actually incubated as part of the Newton project.

My goodness… and "F" grade. How embarrassing.

How about Arcade Fire? Now that would be a cool idea that might have a slight chance of actually happening!

Please Mr. Dowd, let's not run a single joke into the ground.

Indubitably!

We must be kindred spirits! I consider my love of the Bard to be second to none, sir, and I'm so glad to see the AV Club promoting this wonderful video that can… with a bit of luck… help a whole new generation discover the classics!

Indeed he should. The Internet is a better, more enjoyable place for everyone when spoilers are clearly and prominently marked.

What an excellent idea!

Please endeavor to become a better show, Low Winter Sun!

Miss Solanas, if that comment is meant to convey your dismay at the state of the modern movie industry, I'll agree with the sentiment.

If "drinks coffee with cognac every morning" is a serious statement, I would urge you to seek counseling, friend. You might be seriously damaging your health!