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Adam Sandler
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I am verey glad that the VC Club loved my movee and gave it a grate review.

I had to make a poopey, and I didnt' want to go inside the theater.

And boogers!

And poopey!

We will bee…

Damn strate!

Woh…

Ha ha… your'e so stoopid and wrong.

Wood you liek to be friends on LinkedIn Mr. Maxximus?

Don't forget about lighting our farts on fire!

Thank you. I workked very hard on it and look forewurd to winning the Acadamee Award for righting.

No, dummy.

I enjoyed working with him on Satturday Night Live!

If you guys can make the Kanggaroo Lawyer 50% more farty, I will buy the script!

Bannanna!

Ha ha haa haaa… this show is so stoppid.

I think its' very hypocratical of the VD Club to right an article asking for toleration for Guys, seeing as they just wrote a very meen article about him.

Make better cents!

Mr. Pope, I wood like to purchase the rights to your President Duck movee.

I think I will use the Information Supper Highway to go the dissolve. But I am scared that the peeople who reed Pitchfork wont' appressiate my sofisticated brand of humor.