I like hanging out with  Guy Fiero.

So doo eye.

Shhhhhhhhh…. we wear supposed to keep it secrett

If so, than I have failled.

Wood your wife like to be freinds with me on Linkedin?

You are worst then Hitler.

Sorrey Mr. Raisin, I dont think you will have a chance at the roll of a grape.

Hello Mr. Speelburg,

Wood I be abel to audishun for the roll of Saul Goodman?

I liek books. Reeding is very important.

David Spade playes an idiot for half the price. It was a cost-cutting moov.

Hello Mr. @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus, my name is Adim Sandler, I am a famous movee actur and also the most populir comedyman in the world.

At leest I wont' be voted the AV Clubs' worst gimmick this yeer.

Will the lunch have hot dogs?

No, I dont' understand what you meen.

Ha ha haaa haa haaa… this story is so funnie.

Hello Mr. Monster are you the won that lives in my closet?

If your ugly, than we can bee cosmically mismatched buddeys.

I was thinking about makeing a poop

Dont' forgett about "The Longgest Yard"!!!