I wood like to audishon for the roll of Mr. Planet.

Cood we write in a farting monkey?

HOLY FREAKING KRAP…

Yes, even I am sometimes type-cassed as a "handsome intellectual."

Subtext? More liek just plane old text.

I am also an inspirution. I was votted the "Worst Gimmick Commentator" by the Commie Awards last year.

[Fart]

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus Mr. Jesus, I wood like to by your idea for a giant fart machine. How soon can you prodoos a script and can their be a part for Rob Shnider?

They allready adopted The Long Walk, its' called The Hungry Games.

Not true:

Dun deel!

I thought this movee was prettey good but I was disappointed that we never found out where the puppets were…

Hello Mr. Charles, I wood like to buy the rights to the trademark for Rubberfaced Fartsmith from you. I will give you 100 million dollars. Pleese let me no.

I hope he doesnt' get fired.

If I had a babey with Kim Kardashian I would call him "Fuckfase."

I thought Supperman was a pretty grate movee.

Thank you Mr. Wessels.

It's spelled "eventually", sir.

@avclub-1f93a5d50953fac07d7e6f54827ce9bc:disqus Please don't harpoon me, that wood hurt

I am verie very sorry that Gandalf died.