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Alan Sphincter
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If you were Sam in Quantum Leap, and you made the leap into the body of a gentleman receiving a tittywank from Meatloaf, and you were quite close to the point of no return, would you finish?
Have Your Say!

Unless it's Meatloaf…

Fuck you Pubes…ah, just kiddin'…you're alright…

…Flamers?

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace…
…commentary track is also done in character, and is very funny if I remember correctly…lots of details about the fictional lives of the actors and Marenghi…

@BF…Who's your favourite gimmick poster inside of Barfman?

No. There's a much more plausible explanation. A relatively large percentage of the population are morons…more than 14 million watch each episode…the show makes huge bucks from advertising…the guy could rape a koala at Ground Zero and still stay popular…so he gets shitloads of dough, and will continue to do so…

"The good"…?
Does she only have one?

^^^Excellent Scenes…register that shit and do it again…and again…until you eventually run it into the ground and have all of the unregistered trolls on your ass…it's the natural life-cycle of a good gimmick…

He just thought they were Irish, they are in fact English…You're welcome…

I don't give a shit what you guys say about the Irish, and I'm a smelly foreskin-wielding Paddy Fenian bastard who lives in Dublin. I do however object to the accusation that Mumford and Sons are from here. Those bland cunts are English…

Paedogeddon…
I know it has been mentioned already, but this hasn't been posted yet…

I'm just glad they've taken another Pipe2Pipe Bushman off the streets…

Successful preemptivesies!

I'm with you Enrico, Louise Wener is her name…I'm still wanted in my hometown in relation to a series of brutal masturbations inspired by her…

Nah, it's tough to pull that off with a Foley catheter attached…

Did someone call?
No…?
Carry on…
(@keechie…I'm from Ireland and thus fly AnalLingus regularly…)

Does the cold of deep space make your nipples go pointy Bowie?

Make sure you look out for the release of the New Albumen…