Plus daddy's weird collection of dusty canteens / gunpowder bags.

I love his poodley Hungarian hair.  I want to stroke it.

I love his poodley Hungarian hair.  I want to stroke it.

If they are like most kids, they will rebel against their parents and grow up to be anonymous classical music fans.

If they are like most kids, they will rebel against their parents and grow up to be anonymous classical music fans.

I came to the AVClub today just for the comments about this headline, and this thread proves I made a sound decision.

I came to the AVClub today just for the comments about this headline, and this thread proves I made a sound decision.

Remember, kids, Cliffhanger was "based on a premise".  Unlike other films.

Remember, kids, Cliffhanger was "based on a premise".  Unlike other films.

It's always the way, right?  The guy trying to criminalize gays is getting blown in a bathroom, the pro gun guy weaseled out of real service.

It's always the way, right?  The guy trying to criminalize gays is getting blown in a bathroom, the pro gun guy weaseled out of real service.

McCoy is such a doofus.  How did he ever pass medical school?

McCoy is such a doofus.  How did he ever pass medical school?

That episode gives me a migraine.

That episode gives me a migraine.

30 minutes of any Adam Sandler movie has given me more joy than this movie.  Complete dud - did not laugh once. 

30 minutes of any Adam Sandler movie has given me more joy than this movie.  Complete dud - did not laugh once. 

AV Club:  the place where you are invited to share your guilty pleasures and then be called a sack of shit!

AV Club:  the place where you are invited to share your guilty pleasures and then be called a sack of shit!

I just realized there are a lot of animals in this outraged statement.