I just realized there are a lot of animals in this outraged statement. 

But which one of us was asking for this?  My guess is no-one.  It's some lazy asshole in the industry who is too chicken to pony up for a novel concept.

But which one of us was asking for this?  My guess is no-one.  It's some lazy asshole in the industry who is too chicken to pony up for a novel concept.

What are you selling?  Can I buy some?

What are you selling?  Can I buy some?

because they all just keep asking if he's lost some weight.  he's not FAT.  he's built like a brick shithouse, people!  get it together!

because they all just keep asking if he's lost some weight.  he's not FAT.  he's built like a brick shithouse, people!  get it together!

I love Pam's Sears Portrait Studio pose with Eric.  I wonder what kind of flash they use for vampires.

I love Pam's Sears Portrait Studio pose with Eric.  I wonder what kind of flash they use for vampires.

Unlike our fair reviewer Carrie I do not give two shits about True Blood playing hamfistedly with "political" or "sensitive" topics.  Why should anything be off limits - this show is hilariously batshit.  The KKK was bound to come up sooner or later (it hasn't already)?

Unlike our fair reviewer Carrie I do not give two shits about True Blood playing hamfistedly with "political" or "sensitive" topics.  Why should anything be off limits - this show is hilariously batshit.  The KKK was bound to come up sooner or later (it hasn't already)?

This thread tells me The People Want Cock on HBO.

This thread tells me The People Want Cock on HBO.

Family story - if I were a boy I may have been called "Leon".  As in the misheard title of an Elton John song.

Family story - if I were a boy I may have been called "Leon".  As in the misheard title of an Elton John song.

His voice was great.  Bernie Taupin's lyrics have aged poorly though.  So much ridiculousness.

His voice was great.  Bernie Taupin's lyrics have aged poorly though.  So much ridiculousness.

Did she get facework done recently?  Her face looks tighter this season.

Did she get facework done recently?  Her face looks tighter this season.

Actually, I can totally appreciate that some of you found it hilarious.  Fair enough!