I think he just wanted to see her get shot.

Just make sure nothing gets in my Coke.

Eureka's Castle.

Yeah bro, and what's the deal with those, "Don't call a chick" chicks?

And embiggens the smallest man.

[Josh sees Chris Hansen, puts gun in own mouth]

No kidding.

Awful, awful hair…

Yes.

Successful firstie-thousand?

Or in the unfortunate case of my Iranian friend:

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

I was listening to a lot of Depeche Mode over the weekend, but not tonight.

The Price is Right: Because Everyone Here Haggles

[high fives @avclub-00b5f80238003a864880fe7d05293d64:disqus]

Explosion Sauce!

Beautiful! In a horrible, horrible way hahaha!

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down…

[slowly shuts door, locks it, never breaks eye contact]

My parents once bought me seventy-three tickets, but that was because I was terrible at skeeball and they wanted me to stop crying.