Said the shark to LL Cool J

"LINE!"

For me, 3 through 8.  Don't get me wrong, there are some great episodes
in season 2.  Lisa's Substitute is poetry, and Three Men and Comic Book
was a fucking classic for the ages. However, season 2 didn't feel consistent,
certainly not as much as season 3.  I've watched season 2 dozens of
times, and half the time I…

::Sean cracks knuckles::

"I smell yo lightsaber…"

Someone I didn't even know had posted this a couple weeks ago on fb and I made a huge mistake by looking at it.

http://i.imgur.com/OFKtZRh.jpg

Hey, I'm Jack! And welcome to Jackass!

Fuckin 'A' for concept and speed of execution!

It was mostly an, "ugh you gotta be fucking kidding me" moment for me.  Not because I have anything against the First Lady, but because I made the mistake of thinking that the night would finish without some giant display of political pandering.

It's probably because I watch it every Christmas, but does anyone else primarily associate Robert Mitchum with Scrooged?

M-A-N man man!!

Alec Baldwin.

Rogen: HAND ME THE LETTERS OF TRANSIT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

I knew what you meant, TJAllen.

Then I have risked all and lost…

I will watch whichever one includes a man taking a bite out of another man's arm. 

Mel Gibson: WHO WANTS TO FUCKING EAT MY PUSSY??

Funny, I wrote a similar sitcom, but about a pocket calculator.

That delivery of "don't you ever fart on my tits again" was stellar.