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Has anyone mentioned that this plot is almost IDENTICAL to that of Road to Perdition?

UPDATE: "Thank you, God."

He always does this when we play hide and seek.

"There is no God." -me

This Summer, Adam Sandler's in…

I'm sorry, I had this image of police tape with "TOO GAY" printed on it, roping off Staples Center.

I'd be fine with this if Beiber's concerts could get cancelled for the same reason.

Look no further!

"You best start talkin, boy, before I let 'ol Ben Franklin here smash yer dick with a hammer."

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus , FUUUUUCK I hate myself for laughing at that.

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No joke, every time a Kennedy goes to Avis, all they have left are convertibles.

Is someone registered under "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement?"

Now you're on the trolley!

Just don't get a blood transfusion on that boat.

Obama's America.

Sorry I didn't mean to say that last part. I just watched Django Unchained and I really can't stop swearing.

Big red no?

As you can see, the real deal with Oscar Martinez is that he's Dunder Mifflin’s accountant. He's in his early 40s, is unmarried, and currently resides in Scranton. Thanks for writing! We'll be right back.