If you said Dwight Schrute and Andy Bernarnd, you are wrong.

Streisand: Nathan, it's alright that you didn't care much for my movie. Of course I'm not upset!

Streisand: Nathan, it's alright that you didn't care much for my movie. Of course I'm not upset!

With a dry, cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

With a dry, cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

Right now, if you handed me a note that said, "You are Lisa Simpson," I'd kill myself.

Right now, if you handed me a note that said, "You are Lisa Simpson," I'd kill myself.

Filled with regret. Waiting to die alone…

Filled with regret. Waiting to die alone…

YEEEEES

YEEEEES

Under today's caption contest.  And I would give more credit to Mayday for bringing attention to it (Phipps firsties?)

Under today's caption contest.  And I would give more credit to Mayday for bringing attention to it (Phipps firsties?)

Keith, no! Don't leave!  I didn't mean those things I said after you gave Sparkle an overly generous C!

Keith, no! Don't leave!  I didn't mean those things I said after you gave Sparkle an overly generous C!

"I sure hope that's a pie I'm sitting on."

"I sure hope that's a pie I'm sitting on."

"I'm going to be late for my audition… TO BE RUSSELL CROWE."

"I'm going to be late for my audition… TO BE RUSSELL CROWE."

"Master of the house…"