"Master of the house…"

Unless your name is Joey.

Unless your name is Joey.

We just misunderstood. The lyrics in question were in German.

We just misunderstood. The lyrics in question were in German.

Before being executed, Saddam Hussein whispered to me that a Korean pop-star had been turned.

Before being executed, Saddam Hussein whispered to me that a Korean pop-star had been turned.

This is sad, sad news to read.  Such great accomplishments, and terrific work on District 9.  I was blown away at the effects given the budget.

This is sad, sad news to read.  Such great accomplishments, and terrific work on District 9.  I was blown away at the effects given the budget.

SHAZAM!

SHAZAM!

Welcome to Ea… I'm sorry, i, i can't do this anymore.

Welcome to Ea… I'm sorry, i, i can't do this anymore.

Well for good measure they gave him cancer.

Well for good measure they gave him cancer.

"NEW LOOK FOR LUKE"

"NEW LOOK FOR LUKE"

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

"So… you haven't wondered where Mike Piazza has been these last 5 years?"