Pfooey!

I first saw TMBG on the Flood tour, and I loved the two-dudes-and-a-tape-deck setup. It was so intimate, and yet they filled Boston's Orpheum Theatre like a full band.

I am a real worm. I am an actual worm.

Jeepers, I thought Join Us was their best since the 90s. I really loved it. Old Pine Box? Classic! Cloissonne? Classic!

I can't explain it. Maybe you have a weird head?

Everything you've said here is true. There's a restaurant that's about six hundred times better literally thirty feet from Wahlburgers.

What are we gonna do unless they are?

Man, you can tell people's ages by which albums they like best. Me, I'm an oldy (in my thirties!) and was on board from the beginning, which means I like Lincoln best, and I thought John Henry was their first dud (still do, and I've revisited it a lot). These whippersnappers who like JH the best? I can't understand…

This I can support. But Lincoln is still the best.

Perfect album? This? The worst thing they had recorded at that point? Pshaw!

Never cottoned to this one. The tunes aren't there! I still rank it in the bottom three with The Spine and The Else. Really, only "The End of the Tour" makes the permanent playlist.

No, I agree. It's totally dumb. I was trying to sarcastically mock my own friend's dumb nickname, but upon re-reading it it looked like I was questioning why you'd find it dumb.
Point being: you're correct.

Are you trying to battle my boys? That's not legal!!

Indeed — Harvard Yard is completely enclosed by a ten-foot wall. That parking thing is bullshit.

I've heard people say that! In fact I used to know a guy whose nickname was "Bloben" for exactly that reason.
What, you've never heard something stupid before?

In sight, it must be right!

The reverse is true! Mr Pibb is not available anywhere around Boston. I never had it until I was older.

And for some reason they have a recording of the theme song from the first movie!

I don't think so, but they do make a big deal about having "government cheese" on the burgers.

It's right on the water! Off 3A in Hingham!