The piece fails to mention the two most notable things about the movie:

I saw it on Wednesday!

This gimmick needs work. See me after class.

Although I must say, that John Larroquette thing is kind of amazing.

We need to talk about The J.V. Club.

Please… doesn't give a fuck.

That ep was a must-listen. The awkward tightrope act of the three comedians trying not to indulge their usual podcast tendencies was just magical.

McKean was great. And I never do this, so you know I mean it: How could they put the Catherine O’Hara episode in "the rest"? She's effing delightful!

What's that mean?

Wait, wha?! You made my idle daydreams a reality! My brain is melting. Can I buy a ticket now?

If Lee Adama is in a preposterous pinstriped suit and pretending to be a lawyer — you just might be watching a terrible episode of Battlestar Galactica.

*slide whistle*

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO HOOK APOLOGISTS

If you beaches don't knock it off I'm gonna keal you both.

A-ha! I knew it! See, kids? Mike the Dog was a thing! He's as real as The Noid and Jacko!

Every day that goes by where there's no show or movie in which Erinn Hayes, Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester play sisters is a shame and a national embarrassment.

My crush on Erinn Hayes tiptoes riiiight up to the line where I have trouble understanding that she's not someone I actually know or will ever meet.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
AAA-hahahahahahahaha!

ANSWER HIS QUESTION.

Actually, Tamarian speech totally works within the AV Club community: