He really is. Cam just might be my favorite character. Hell, I bet he could carry his own show. Spinoff!

That, and I got like a semi-handy last time I went through airport security. Some might call it a brush but there was definitely digital flexion

I suppose it's time for mine as well.. In 1994, I manually achieved climax via her Playboy spread on numerous occasions.

"thx" is also now apparently acceptable in a business environment as well

Where's the ramrod/poop-chute analogies? Bear/twink metaphors? Is this really even news?

I don't know either. Is it the busomy Max and the hint of those powerful thighs wrapping around something with real intent. Is it the pungent stink of desperate fallen aristocracy on Caroline, and the depraved desire to see the aquiline nose operating at an obtuse angle (if you know what I'm saying). I just don't…

Is it from Bored To Death??? I swear I'm trying to finish it… It sounds like the sort of confusion Ray would experience?

"Jeff's edible feelings"??? I'm not sure the cannibalism angle is the way to go…

I'd rather see a new show with Yvonne Strahovski & Sarah Lancaster. Preferably with some sort of mud-wrestling themed premise.

After living in Asia I can say this is 100% true. Many of these people unabashedly and without irony, despite their lack of nostalgic culture reference points, adore multi-sequel blockbuster CGI hackery.

You could always read the VanDerWerff pieces if you're looking for something a bit more tapioca.

Wednesdays are the Modern Family/Happy Endings tag-team.

Raylon Givens & Boyd Crowder are all-time TV badasses. Do yourself a favor.

Even though it was a bit clumsy I thought the reveal of Mountford's motivation was pretty funny.

I dream of Jeannie was my favorite… If you got real close to the TV, like I did, you could see bush.

I disagree with the idea that the Costanza/Rascal/Old Folks bit is "lesser". George has a beautiful moment there after he dings the old timer and says "What is that, the 4 volt? *chortle* I did you favor". Pure Costanza brilliance

Welcome.

I'm 30 now and watching more TV than I ever even dreamed was possible. The future is bright 1derer.

I would just like to point out to the readers of this post that the line about "
a political leader’s quest for true happiness…" is funny.

Somebody get Harrison Ford into this thing and just really go all the way with it.