All this talk of Michael dominating the Originals', they better bring him back into the show somehow. I don't care if the explanation doesn't make sense, he needs to finally fulfill his potential as a badass.

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Child rape is bad, but I'm not sure if it warrants that "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Makes me wonder if there was something worse on there.

The 6th season will introduce a third brother, turning the love triangle into a love tetrahedron.

If Piz had been more like his Enlisted character, I would've totally been cool with Pizronica.

Too bad the bad guy won in the end

"Uh, Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to role play as you guys."
"Ew, no!"
"You don't understand…She's not gonna be you, I'M gonna be you."
"Ugh, GET OUT, SCHMIDT!"

No downvoting ain't gonna stop me!

The comments are pretty painful. Yeah, it's gross that he entered into a romance with his step-daughter, but that's not any indication that he's a pedophile who would abuse his own child.

Has there been a single plot that wasn't? This is a show in which Jeremy ended up in a love triangle with a ghost vampire.

She kills the Traveler who puts her Elena's to "tie up loose ends" but apparently is okay leaving all kinds of incriminating evidence (diary, phone messages).

One big reason this week’s case didn't work for me: Do insurance
companies actually cut big checks for cancer treatment directly to the
mother of the patient? In my experience with medical insurance, I never
see any of that money—it’s all between my doctor’s office and my
insurer.

Holy shit, is anime finally becoming a thing here now?

I'm totally going to try that.

Yeah, I don't really understand all this talk of "failing to find something for Winston to do". What are people expecting, some sort of epic serialized quest toward self-improvement? He's just a weird dude who does weird things and that's awesome.

Am I a creep for writing out this story?

Yeah, the way Michael died was pretty unconvincing. This is the dude that Klaus, supposedly one of the most powerful beings on the planet, was scared stiff of for 100 years and they get rid of him pretty quickly by stabbing him with a stick.

"At least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction."

One of the writers uses science to explain that Jellybean wasn't actually trying to rape Morty:

Amazingly, I think the Inception episode was possibly even greater and more inventive, which means half the episodes are already classics (and the other 2 are merely awesome).