Criticwire?  Is that a place for critics to hang out?

What the hell?  They're going to bring back a dude who was already dead in his first and only appearance?

Well, all its under 49 viewers had to become over 49 viewers sometime.

You're summoned by the gangraping sadists of the sea?

Bigger the better.  More protein and more filling.

High in protein.  Fry, then eat. 

…and then they did anal.

Gillian being hardcore

The group in charge must've missed and now it's gone forever.

Getting things done with threats and violence is a sacred American pasttime, practiced by all of our greatest heroes, including George Washington, John McClane, and Neo.

I said this below a couple of times

Well, when AMC makes a deal with United Artists to turn Breaking Bad into a movie starring Jack Nicholson (as Hal), Chris Pine (as Jesse), Vera Farmiga (as Skylar), Javier Bardem (as Gus), Robin Williams (as Walt Jr.), and Matt Damon (as Todd), maybe then I'll tune into Slate for a review.  Until then, all they get…

Yeah, but…Slant?  C'mon.

This episode is divisive only in how not divisive it is.

It's not even real life.  Real life would not get to that point in the first place.

The show got its fill of innocents in the leadup, I suppose.

That's a show-in-a-show, right?  It's the show the characters are always talking about in the AMC hit series, Talking Bad.

BB finale was somewhat predictable, but I don't know if that's a bad thing.

SBNation has a pretty good commenting system…It might be really cluttered, but it has a lot more functionality than DISQUS.  I really like the speed-reading shortcuts.  There might be problems loading 40,000 comments but that could be fixed with pages.  Someone needs to design this for the AV Club now.

Buffy: Law and Order with supernatural monsters
Angel: Bones with a younger David Boreanez
Dollhouse: CSI with hot amnesiacs