Hulk grammar is quite similar to Cookie Monster grammar, only greener and with a lot more SMASH!

I find it hard to distinguish members of many kinds of species, such as elephants or black people.

In that AMA, I encounter this, which what?

Are subpoena deliverers really as clever as they're always depicted on TV?

Shit, I might have to go back and finish Prison Break…

Con: Further erosion of privacy rights.
Pro: More creative procedurals! (maybe)

Reading through this thread, the answer to your question is "everyone except you."

Serious answer: In the clip, with the cash.  I also put extra cards there to bypass the 5-card limit.  It's versatile and doesn't really warp and stretch over time because it's FUCKING TITANIUM.

Wait, what the fuck is Mother Jones that the homophobic responses get overwhelmingly more Likes than the um, non-stupid ones?

All of mine do.  It's a very strange criterion, but it works!

Wait, is that the site?  Or is it going to become better than…that?

I would prefer Matt Smith stay than leave, but I never really thought of it as a "problem."

Money clips are baller. Wallets are…waller.

Well…she sounds like she's from America.

Easiest way to resolve a love triangle.

As a pretty long, ongoing comic series, it seems like a TV show would've been appropriate.

I can't really bring myself to listen to podcasts either.  Considering I have books, TV shows, movies, music, games and the rest of the internet on my computer at home and on my phone during transit, who the fuck has time for podcasts?

Geography of Global Conflict is a good choice.  Martin Starr and Asian Annie were not used to their full potential.  Although I still thought it was a pretty good episode.

I don't think there's anything in the world more depressing than North Korea.  It's gotta fall apart at some point, but there are going to be a lot of dead people along the way.

He needs a haircut.