Yes, me, too. Also, I don't approve of what he masturbates to.

I want Teti to come back and do Project Runway recaps.

I didn't realize Scott Peterson had such terrible hair. Now I hate him even more.

I'm rewatching P&R on Netflix. Just started season 4 and was reminded that Rob Lowe's hair was ridiculously awful for a string of episodes at the beginning of that season.

Heh—actually, I thought THIS one was "Welcome to the Family."

Ugh. I haven't seen the WWOR broadcasts yet. How bad do they look?

I somehow misread that headline as saying Chris Pratt.

You know, no one helped him when he was receiving welfare.

Seems really odd to keep Marshall and Lily apart for most of the season. Is Segel doing a movie or something that's keeping him away from the rest of filming?

Most dishonest trailer ever? 

I've only seen the 2-minute preview that NBC put on demand back in the summer, but it was completely laughless.

The "Dracula" preview that's been on my on-demand channel made me laugh out loud when I saw it back in August, but I can't remember exactly what seemed so ludicrous that it made me cackle uncontrollably.

Was he aware that in the studio he could do them separately and combine them later? 'Cause, really.

"… full of radio-ready earworms …"

Link to Variety is there.

I'm assuming AMC bleeps "Breaking Bad" f-bombs?

When I was a kid, local radio played The Who's "Who Are You?" with f-bomb intact all the time. In retrospect, that seems really weird.

Tickets went on sale for her Apollo performance at noon one day last week. I tried to get—and by 12:01 I was told the tickets were gone. FU, Ticketmaster.

Decided to save the uninitiated the trouble of looking up the Glastonbury performance. It's here: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Live in 2011: http://www.youtube.com/watc…