You see? You see what I'm saying?

Tyler and Steve
Albini just needs a hug. From the entire squadron that is Odd Future.

Hear hear for a new Neurosis album.

Tears
Lots of them.

Tears
Lots of them.

*film

I wanted Andy Richter to reprise his role as the snake from the original fim. Goddammit.

Crom.
Crom.

Indeed. Those were the days, Dr.Robuttnik.

Hitler was no Kanye
as I'm fairly certain that no one in modern history has been able to suck his own dick quite like Kanye.

Unfortunate
on so many levels that it's actually almost back to fortunate.

My dad doesn't have a basement, @OP. He has a poolhouse, and it is there where I bide my time masturbating to pics of you donkey punching your mother. Get it right.

One has to wonder
What the over/under for Big Boi impotence jokes will be in this thread.

Small but flashy.
I assume this to mean Cranston will be playing a midget gigolo with a heart of gold and penchant for sporadic Fosse dance routines.

The princess was Olivia D'Abo, right? Holy god. I remember seeing her in the Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime (I think?) back in the day. Goddamn.

Why is Superman
robbing a bank, and why does he look so terrible?

Slow your roll, champ. Have a Clif bar. Here's some Minor Threat to listen to. Straight edge forever?

I enjoyed him in
Conan the Destroyer when he played Wilt Chamberlain playing Bombaata.

I prefer to listen to Boys 2 Men when I get baked. Just that song "Momma" over and over again until I vomit, cry, rinse, repeat.

We can listen to the new Color Me Badd cassette while we wait in line, too!