Thanks Jorge. We just got a great writeup on AICN today, too, so things are looking up right now. In addition, the crew here at the AV Club also have a copy, so hopefully I'll see a review on the pages here soon.

"Director of Education" usually means "training specialist"
This usually refers to a person that travels to various corporate locations and trains the staff on soft skills and other corporate paradigms.

It's three paragraphs. If that length daunts you, perhaps you should start with pamphlets and work your way up to message boards.

I think Dick Tickler is an awesome NASCAR driver.

I went to a Diamondbacks game on Monday and was accosted by four individuals toting large placards with grisly abortion photos on them. Abortion protesters. At a baseball game.

I'll never let go, Chaunce.

The problem, as I see it
The job structure of the Hollywood brass is constructed on styrofoam and tissue paper. You're only as hot as your last hit, and that only lasts until people are sure your next one isn't a miss.

I just released mine in the toilet a few minutes ago. It was the feelgood hit of the day.

Would you say this convention is better behaved?
In comparison this one seems tamer, somehow, even despite the broken window. I realize it's early but I anticipated a lot more protests.

Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy on his television show. Why you gotta be such a downer, Chuck?

Don't hate, Chuck. Participate.

Wasn't Eli Roth working on some kind of "Trailer Trash" movie that was basically 90 minutes of fake movie trailers for other films?

Let me be the first to say…
…I hope this show dies locked up in a hot car with the windows rolled up. Keeee-rist.

Let us never forget his finest role alongside the Scooby Doo gang
Solvin' mysteries and then getting stuck in a closet someplace, and having to play the same awful God damned song over and over and over so the gang could find him.

RIP to Jerry Reed as well
East Bound and Done.

NES version better than the arcade? Wha-huh?
I too loved the NES title, but recently played the arcade version on MAME and was sorely, sorely disappointed. Amazing how that works, how some games were just naturally better on the home console than the original.

Blaster Master.

Let's not forget about the jokes of people getting all uppity about the metaness of the irony of the snarky jokes. There's lot of rich, liquid, delicious irony in that as well.