Out of thyme?  Don't worry, we dill-liver direct to your door.

Dr. No era Connery would beat Daniel Craig like a red-headed stepchild.

To be honest Cyborg's career was only going to go one of two ways from here, either getting popped for steroids or being allowed to start fighting men.

From the clips/trailers I've seen she definitely breaks out the triangle choke in the film, and thankfully it's much more technical than the sloppy one that Mel Gibson used on Gary Busey at the end of Lethal Weapon…

Is it safe?

I'm imagining something along the lines of the end of Daisy's bookstore career in Spaced…

Somewhere in Manchester Gary Neville is green with envy…

Anyone who has seen Bob Sapp's fighting career will tell you that's actually not as hard as it sounds.

I'll second that, the cinema I saw it in had broken air conditioning so it was swealtering and smelt really bad, I thought during the trailers that I was going to have to leave as there was no way I could watch a film in such conditions, but as soon as it started I was utterly absorbed.

IMO John Cleese has never been better than in Communication Problems, so much gold.

I wouldn't say it explodes, but your kitchen will look like it did.

I wouldn't recommend it with anything that is already carbonated, but what is surprisingly good is knocking up some 'homemade champagne' by carbonating cheap white wine, as demonstrated by Heston Blumenthal.

I'm glad my English teacher was cooler than yours.  As well as not censoring Romeo and Juliet he showed us Walkabout…

Yeah, I'm not allowed to play Trivial Pursuit any more as it makes me turn into Finchy from the Quiz Night episode of The Office, poisoning my mind with your Four Non Blondes…

Hawk The Slayer's rubbish!

We had a good cricket theme over here - for may years it was pretty much the only good thing about watching cricket in England…

Having seen Boycie in my local bookshop yesterday I should probably give a mention to Only Fools and Horses.

What 'P' was a 1970s television show starring Roger Moore and Tony Curtis with a theme tune composed by John Barry?

Congratulations Nightwing, you're through to the first round proper.

I was just going to mention Match of the Day myself, had forgotten about Grandstand but that's another good one - British sports show theme tunes used to be excellent, they've messed with it now but the old snooker theme tune (as glorified by Bill Bailey) was a particular favourite.