The way Jerry says "Bon voyage, Lainie!" in The Airport kills me every time.

what
Which one of the Friday Night Lights writers foresaw this whole Cam Newton thing, cause Vince's dad is acting like a real Cecil.

KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL.

I love Die Hard and hate the shit out of The Return of Bruno.

YO MURRAY
Fuck the dirty birds! WHO DAT.

second album
was their best album.

Remains
so does that hobo fuck that robot?

This kfuckingp guy's name is Joseph. That's all I know.

I exclusively masturbate with my nondominant hand so I can easily use my mouse.

Synonym's just another word for the word you wanna use…

Watching a silent fart is funnier than Whoopi "Caryn Johnson" Goldberg, who we all know fabricated that feeble flatulent farce about her former moniker to hide the truth: she is both Bill Goldberg's mother and the once-frozen reanimated semicorpse of Barry Goldwater's mistress, who only loved her enough to give her…

I think it is worth mentioning that Whoopi Goldberg is a black jew, and Mel Gibson probably has a hate shrine and special racist tape with her stage name on it.

Shit.
My first name is Cyrus, and I have the feeling that I am going to be hearing about this piece of shit for too long.

Maybe I'm the asshole
but if I were Finn, there is no way I'd be partnering up with the dude that knocked up my (now ex) girlfriend while we were dating to sing a romantic version of what he wanted to name the baby. Fuck that noise.

http://www.amazon.com/Big-R…

This is the best catch since Willie Mays did that one catch that they replay on sports television.