Quarter Pounder with cheese?  Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?

But why would VanDerWerff kill Rabin? He's such a fox!
… I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.

Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Well!  We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark.

RABIN DID IT

Can't any of you people take the law into your own hands?!

I'd rather let a thousand guilty Todds go free than chase after them.

Internet? Is that thing still around?

If I were a Hollywood mogul, probably the first thing I'd do is find work for Dave Foley.

How do you fire a neighbor? Because I've got a couple I'd like to fire.

I loved Wayside School Is Falling Down. Then I reread it as an adult and realized what an bizarre mindf%&$ it is, and loved it even more.

On the day of my death, I expect to see something like the drawing from The Thing at the foot of my bed. Then I will pass into insensibility and die, knuckles still clenched white with terror.

I just read the complete Daredevil Born Again arc for the first time, and realized I had one of those issues ("Pariah") as a kid. Great stuff, but I would have been four years old when that came out, and really had no idea what was going on. Not something I would let a four-year-old read now, either.

Monsters. But they're not so big.

I'm so sick of the Sea of Monsters. I wish we were going to the Sea of Candy Apples.

I'm more curious about when we started considering Girl, Interrupted a good thing. I guess relatively speaking… maybe.

It's one of those movies I try not to learn anything more about. They've already sold me a ticket based on Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, so why spoil  any more?

If possible, try being a gastropod first.

Eh. I went for the easy joke. Let he who is without sin, etc.

As dark as a movie can be, and still have lens flare.