That was the day all Simpsons references disappeared from the AV Club. And such a bleak one to go out on, too.

It was in the afterword, I think. I thought he mentioned Joe by name, but I could be wrong.

Don't you have a Slanket to fill with your farts?

Maybe they're all starting their own website. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the website.

C'mon, guys! The AV Club going forward will be just as good as this season of Community!

@avclub-6dac3e26c4f8349dd4d90a2cbd1e7646:disqus @avclub-c2023af23a02a04d9f58966bafd8969a:disqus In that case, Bryan Fuller's got some real…

Shotgun Stories was a terrific little surprise. Shampoo is one of my favorite incidental movie characters of the last ten years. Wish I could find a video to link to.

@avclub-af33de77a048ae7d86b878d2ba7f710a:disqus @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus I think it's more fun to imagine the AV Club staff sitting around like a bunch of disapproving parents, saying "If we review the new Dawes record, we're playing into their hands!"

It's true, though. We're all thumbs.

I think he's saying NBC's television department inexplicably dropped the ball when it came to naming an episode of their own TV series correctly. Oh NBC, will you ever win?

Been on a real roll here, guys. Donal Logue, John C. McGinley, and Mark Boone Junior? Now there's a buddy comedy that needs to be made.

Whaddya want for Christmas? A snot rag?

Martyrs was a turning point for me, in terms of seeking out transgressive movies. I was trying to explain the whole plot to my wife, and she interrupted me about halfway through, and asked me, "Why did you watch this?" The question has stuck with me, and probably prevented me from wasting my time with Human Centipede.…

Why on earth would the AV Club, of all places, be biased against the company that's bringing Arrested Development back to us? That's like the Catholic church being biased against a company that… cloned Jesus back to life or something.

I had to read it about five times to even parse any meaning out of it. I consider that time dead to me like a Mexican hates fireworks.

The scene where the spooky robot guardian "[*****]" always makes me [***] as well.

@avclub-d83db5f35f6ff3433edc33b58e6af6e0:disqus You don't like dinosaurs?

I associate them with working temp jobs at warehouses and eating lunch in my car while crying. Not a keeper.

@asdfmnbv:disqus Geeze, what an obvious sales pitch.

So, tell me about LOOM™.