Thank you!

Sounds possibly as if some catastrophic karmic mash-up helped you just barely miss a tragic reincarnation event.

I think that was the song Howard Stern used to do the same thing with Scott (?) the Engineer.

Where I worked, an awesome introductory promotion combined with a massive store-wide misunderstanding about how it applied to employees meant that I drank basically as much Surge as I wanted for a couple months or so before they stopped stocking it. It was good, but like any other soda I wasn't going to buy it.

Tomorrow: Sharknado star Tara Reid discusses some other thing about the movie, just long enough for us to maybe start getting used to this.

Wow, I'm surprised. I guess I'm just more familiar with the unnaturally perky look and figured this wasn't that, so… But it's surgery screwing up a good look then, ugh. So much for the good mental angle I had going, but still, she's pretty I'd say.

I think the outfit is OK, except for the transarency (unless she actually knew about it). She's a natural/non-fake woman, which is great.

Woof-woof ruff wooof.

Dog joke: why do humans give themselves hand-jobs?

I thought you meant Sia at first, and was like, "What, is the dog in the scene a shih tzu or something?"

Are they human, or are they dancers in the broad hip artistic consensus.

…their bonds, and their showers.

What's the philosophy with enjoying them? I tried a couple, and I could drink them, but the sourness mainly had me thinking about how less likely I was to drink/enjoy the beer. Just having one, it was like biting the bullet to finish it asap and get on to some other interesting choice. And the idea of getting a 6…

I've noticed that fresh Fat Tire tastes like fresh-baked bread almost, and is awesome. That's my theory why I enjoyed a few singles I picked up over the past year, anyhow. Usually when I get it, it's just a boring red thing, but fine really.

Once they add fruit, vanilla, milk, or anything, I get really worried about getting a headache later. I might be wrong to worry, but the association has formed from experience, however limited and unfair/unscientific it might be.

Maybe no choice, it might be too far down before the inward sloping stops, like maybe the upper thighs? The belt up there makes it hard to tell, but I think this is a viable theory.

When he sits around the country, he sits around the country.

It's confusing because no shame about that, but often pretty sensitive. Some bizarre version of "thick skin" with this guy, obviously.

Well dogs are basically part of Nature, and for them peeing on anything out there is sort of just like "making conversation".

This guy looks like Daffy Duck most of the time, so your comment made me think of the times Elmer Fudd shot Daffy's bill off or around the back of his head or something like that, including the time Daffy shot it off himself. https://m.youtube.com/watch…