Probably some people gonna be masturbating about her, but nowhere near asmany as those that might joke or like jokes about it. I mean, I assume. Joking is more likely to be social behavior, rather than announcing actual masturbation. But, again, people certainly do masturbate, and pictures of attractive celebs will…

It can?

They're still sizing each other up, only time will tell who takes control.

That's the sound of the Maltese.

Re: hip-hop lingo, is "leaking to the press" the new way to say "squeezing to the dome"?

Something something Wedding night.

If only Apple hadn't abandonned Hypercard!

Gore was the internet.

See? Even scientists can sometimes end up looking silly in a moment of passion!

You're not fooling anyone with your "maybe"s, Susan.

Yeah, back to the defining task she's chosen in those circles: putting forth arguments against people who favor public education, because she's smarter than everyone, and she didnt need public education and so she's gonna show them how dumb they are for supporting public education which is probably responsible for…

The "via New York" link at the end makes that sudden shift look like some kind of parody for the enjoyment of Republicans.

Don't Dangle What Diddy Dong Does

You can have your doorman do it.

I would expect that from German Shepherd, a Schnauzer… but obviously that's just me stereotyping.

How much blacker could he be?

Too bad for her the fuzz had a tail on her.

She came… and then she left!

After that, a bit of wordplay… then fuck her? That's good.

That's bad.