Stranded behind bars, forever.

I thought it was a Star Trek article at first glance, but no..

Whoa, how did I never make that connection before?!

If only that thing were wrapped in barbed wire.

Latino porn star, Mitt Gonado.

He cuts the steak like I would if I was trying to look over-the-top cool, like in a comedy sketch. I guess it worked out OK, but a bit thicker or thinner here and there, seemingly a bit off for the sake of some unexpected kind of flair for whatever reason.

And then he sprinkles down the salt along his forearm hair.

We all can get a little frustrated when we're constipated, even bears when their efforts are interrupted.

Wearing a creepy pony-tailed kid's mask (under his creepy Trump mask, which he removed after arriving at the pageant).

I will pluck no Kind before its time.

Woody Harrelson, spotted watching grass grow.

Your Honor, I admit to it, that is indeed my DNA.

Splue

Some professionalism, please! Can just one of you bite your tongue and hold still for a minute?? This is a very delicate emergency procedure here!

Stools on first.

McLarens are for Googlers.

Checks if friend has genitals. Is sought by police.

Stop killing yourself over there, Speedy.

You might apostate, you might be lapsed,
But I got all the epistles for my bisshaps.

We're just getting started down here!