"Tenets," not "tenants." The Internet could have helped with that.

Holy crap, this sounds like something my coworkers and I played with 5 years ago.

Interesting that you complain about the Simpsons' lack of attribution and then link to the Daily Mail, which does everything it can to avoid attribution itself.

Or you could read this, for something beyond conjecture: http://grantland.com/featur…

Given their current number of customers, I think RadioShack needs Weezer's "Back to the Shack."

…and the last horse crosses the finish line. Great job, Great Job Internet!

Given that this came out over a week and a half ago, I can only assume there was some sort of editorial edict to read it cover to cover before posting to Newswire.

Wasn't this a movie a couple years ago? A boyfriend failed to protect his girlfriend when they were being threatened, and the rest of the movie was filled with the repercussions?

There are millions more women aged 18-100 than there are boys aged 13-17. I'm sure women over 18 make up more of the Dorito-eating market than boys in that age range, as well.

The AVClub: linking to 2-year old videos that were added as "addenda" to even older blog posts.

Someone should tell Harrison Ford that his father had an affair in France 60 years ago.

Do you just read Deadspin and sit on it for a day now before rewriting? This is like 12 articles this week that I've read on Newswire after seeing them on Deadspin 1-2 days prior.

Remini told BuzzFeed, “17 reasons why I don't want to be known as this bitter, ex-Scientologist”

You could also read this lengthy feature about the game, which came out 2 years ago: http://www.citypages.com/co…

Wikipedia is often a good source to find spoilers for movies you don't really intend to see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Ah, so it's a gender thing.

Me too. It's also the first song on my workout playlist.

Wow
7 or 8 comments in, and nobody has made the "Where's the Hater on this list?" joke.

Hmm, that comment looks worse than I meant it.

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"They're like devout Christians who don't want to know anything about their religion except what's written in The Bible."