I guess those kids should be glad it was just a closet instead of the chokey then.

I got way too excited when he said he liked antiques.
"Antique miniatures??!" - Me, shouting at my television

At least in her case it was written into the book. Skrillex has no such excuse.

What did he do? I mean, I already knew he was a shit head, but googling "Adam Baldwin Jewel Staite" of course just leads to a lot of stuff about Firefly.

I remember liking it as a kid, but I also remember the We're Back licensed cup more than I remember the movie.

If you're actually wondering, apparently the issue is all the music they used on the show that would be expensive to re-license.

With a face and body like that, he can have anything he wants. Sup, Michael?

I already had a pretty massive crush on Michael B. Jordan, but god damn.

I've never seen Animal House.

They've let the person who didn't get picked bet on the teams in the past. I don't know why they don't do that anymore.

That was the third time he played. But don't worry, he was a douche the second time he played too.

WAIT, WHAT??

Ha! I tweeted about that last night and was so glad a couple of people got the reference.

Mother fucker, I missed one. Now I have another reason to hate John Rocker.

Erik in Samoa, Andrea in Caramoan, Ozzy in Micronesia, Jason in Micronesia, Garrett in Cagayan, and Jon Misch in SJDS have all been voted out with an idol in their pocket.

He looked like Zac Farro or something.

Joe is actually great at puzzles too. But yeah, they need his version of Malcolm's shaky hands.

He only has a close crop on the island, I'm pretty sure he shaves his head in the real world.

Well now I feel like I got glasses for no reason.

"Still, plenty of casual Hunger Games fans—those without a hashtag in the Gale and Peeta contest"