He's wearing Texas board shorts.

*wipes tear* That's so beautiful.

Then you are not a true pale person. I've lived in California my whole life, and the closest I get to tan is dense patches of freckles. Even when I have tan lines, the tan part isn't really tan. Just a different shade of pale.

Carolyn and Tyler may reassess anyway. Carolyn was bonded with Kelly, she doesn't know any of the other BC's. Everyone else voted against Tyler before.

Nah, Drew has a personality. A terrible personality, but a personality nonetheless.

I just realized our teams are very similar: the young girls and the older women. Even though I have both players, I'm still jealous of your team.

His mom's name backwards. And Boston Rob named one after Amber's stuffed animal.

Aw, come on. That compass alone is at least $17.99.

By the way, Carrie, it's the slack-jawed Alec face, not Drew. How quickly we forget.

Yeah, but Brenda was the only vaguely interesting person on her season and she's gorgeous.

I honestly don't know if you're referring to the Aitu 4 or Foa Foa.

Thank you! I asked that in another comment, but I was in fact unaware.

The best merged tribe name is obviously Dangrayne

This season's theme is shipwreck?

She mentioned having a brown haired boyfriend. Do we consider him brunette? But yeah, it does seem like it.

Come on man, I just got "Ignition (Remix)" out of my head.

Joe's facial expression before saying, "What do you think?" is my favorite thing.

I've seen this all over Twitter, but who is Luc Longley?

Speaking as someone who was in fact born in 1990, I got and enjoyed the reference.

This cracked me up, so I felt that deserved more than a like. Way to be.