Showing two votes for Jaclyn and only one each for Missy and Natalie had me convinced and terrified that Jaclyn was going to win. Damn you, editors! I knew I was supposed to stop trusting you!

Texts from Mama Adderall:

She is working those glasses in the trailer, hot damn.

I was going to say I also largely remember him as Mufasa. Then I realized…

This hasn't been his year, no… but before that!

See, in my case I actually believe you.

Hmmph. Well, better than being from Silicon Valley, I guess. I'll allow you to live…for now.

Yeah, I remember hearing "Because I Got High" on the bus to middle school. Are you from Santa Cruz, or did you just go to UCSC or something.

Wait, I'm from Santa Cruz. I don't know this though, but I might be too young. Or just because I don't smoke. I bet my dad knows it though.

I was. It's why I was so exceedingly popular and invited to ever so many parties in high school.

A horror film performance is not going to get nominated for an Oscar though.

That's just called being 7 years old.

You're probably right, but if Rosamund Pike doesn't win, I'm throwing a small riot in my living room.

Netflix thought I would give Rules of Engagement three stars and I got personally offended.

Confession: I am currently only 3 episodes into season 4 of The Wire. But I'm working on it!

If Jake is comparing himself to Idris Elba, my guess is that the no-no is no Jake complaining about other people (i.e. Boyle) having not seen The Wire.

I was really hoping she was going to go into a jealous rage when he gave up his award for Baylor and not herself.

I know. My mother and I are distraught.

Not being able to afford cable or DVR finally has an advantage!

Careful not to cut yourself on those edges.