Shhh, you'll summon Andy.

Yeah, but unless Nat gets voted out next week (which could happen) I think I should be able to stick in top 4 with the lead I have, right? Actually asking. I am not good at math.

I legitimately thought that Jon just got something in his eye at first.

Did you just refer to his dying father as it?

Maybe she'll run off to New York and Natalie will raise her. Of course, then she'd be with both twinnies and that might ruin everything, since they're allegedly much worse together.

Also even though she did have a point, she presented her case really poorly.

Too bad he's not the one with the twin, am I right?

I gotta say I'm surprised that someone else has Survivor: Marquesas checked out. Or any season!

I have no interest in spending time in the actual city, but Wizarding World of Harry Potter is there, okay? I have to go!

Sea World and Disney and putt-putt golfingggg!
I better cut myself off now.

I thought the preview just made him look pissed but he turned out to be like, "Aw man, I would have totally voted with you, but great play! Now watch my impression of Drew being dumb."?

A Chase Rice situation like getting second place?

Can you believe Wes's weight gain?

Because I told you to! Although you might have already watched it.

Remember when you all made fun of me for being cocky after Jeremy got voted out?

I couldn't tell if his face had gotten super skinny or if he was just contouring with dirt. But I do agree he looks better.

Getting med-evaced that late in the game would really suck too. At least Erik was barely aware what was happening, but having it be an injury that's not even necessarily life or death (given that the preview just mentioned X-rays) would really suck.

I wish she hadn't told Baylor her plan to vote out Alec, because then she could have totally claimed she got mixed up on the vote splitting thing.

If Jon doesn't play his idol, Keith still has his and they end up 4-4 instead of the 5-3 advantage to get out Reed, who was legitimate competition.

Long time commentors may remember I used to frequently post texts my mother sent me during Survivor. There hadn't been any good stuff lately, but Mama Adderall just got an iPhone so she's texting up a storm. Some highlights: