We get it. You're lonely.

I no longer trust the editing this season.

I don't think she beats Missy. People like her even less than they like her mom and she's easily seen as riding coattails.

I do not appreciate that one bit, Mr. Reinhold.

I think Natalie should get bonus points for telling Jon to use his idol. I'm certainly not biased. Nope, not at all. I'm insulted that you would even imply such a thing.

"Of course you are," I said to my television.

I did think it was very telling that Jon gave the initial "Jaclyn has no uterus" confessional, rather than the actual woman with no uterus.

I would love if they both came back in the same season and ended up working together. It might surprise the other All-Stars too, since they were rivals. But it was always of circumstance, not personality.

I had the same thought about Wes and Exile Island. The editing has been weird this season.

I watched his Ponderosa. He shaved his head. Saturday Night Palsy had the right idea.

I was unfortunately a little touched. Especially because their pre game stuff said they wanted money for surrogacy and I was thinking, "or you could save your money and give another child a good home." Plus I'm a sucker for a guy who actively wants to have kids, which made me like Jon more than usual.

I liked that it was, "FINALLY! You can own Nicaragua!"

They are photoshopped on. They're Lisa Loeb's glasses.

There was an old Fox Family (what it was called before ABC Family) show like that as well, called The Great Pretenders. It was hosted by this random girl group called Wild Orchid, which included Fergie!

I can get loud too, what the fuck?

I just thought of this: I don't remember much about Gabon, but didn't Sugar talk about her dead dad a lot? Sure she was the "hero" of the season, but she didn't win.

Oh, you.
I actually cut them in half and eat them with a grapefruit spoon.

Yeah, with pineapple it only happens if I eat a lot. And if I have one kiwi I'm fine. If I have two, it's itchy.

Interesting. I do know a girl who is full on allergic to pineapple, but my symptoms aren't bad enough to make me stop eating it together, I usually just try to stop myself before the itchiness (which isn't quite the right word to describe it, but it's the best I can do) gets to be too annoying.

Wait, my mouth gets itchy if I eat too much pineapple or I have more than one kiwi. Huh. I guess I may have food allergies after all?