Hahahaha I have the first and third ranked player, fuck all y'all.

You haven't seen Africa yet.

Bow down, bitches.

Maybe they just made fun of all the white people together.

Yul was a recruit as well. As was Parvati, although she wasn't great until her second season.

We're so due that I've actually been re-reading the first two. My god, I'm a dork.

Trigger warning: puzzles.

I'll give you the Julie quit, but I don't know if it's fair to call him lucky this week. He won immunity and there was no real trickery or outside forces about it. He remembered the symbols better than Josh or anyone else did.

Eh, Jon's far ahead thinking was pretty dumb, since he seemed to think that siding with Jeremy meant they had to go to the final three with him.

Seriously. I mean, we know they weren't fucking. Where the hell were they?

I cannot believe how loud I laughed at that line.

I wish. It wasn't exactly the best work environment.

I worked at a bakery that only sold bundt cakes a few years back and people would still reference it.

Not quite, and not anymore. But I might have to crush your dreams and mention that my boyfriend quite likes my height as well.

Thank you, this answers so many questions! I've seen that special quite a lot.

Is that the one where Big Bird tries to wait for Santa on the roof and freezes? Because that would explain a lot. My brother was born in '82 and I was born in '90, but we had a taped-from-TV Sesame Street Christmas special that featured Mr. Hooper and I've always wondered how that was possible. Unless my parents had…

I am sadly not curvy.

Brunette and short. I am scrawny. Although the short is questionable. I'm 5'5" so that could be considered average. But I was really short growing up and didn't hit 5 feet until I was 15, so I still think of myself as short.

I've been around.

Two out of three. Sup?