I mean, if there's someone else you have in mind, I can put in a good word for you.

I guess that's better than our previous policy of murdering them.

And John lost the judo push challenge!

Judge. You watched a season because he was watching it!

Finally, the catch phrase I needed for my election themed porno!

Just kiss already.

I knew you were kidding!

God, I wish people would stop saying stuff like, "they just said stuff out loud that most of us are thinking!"

"he just regrets saying them" in front of a journalist on the record.

Obviously.

Now that I know her girl group was actually a thing, it's interesting that it was only brought up at the reunion. It seemed like she was stunt casted as "Eddie George's wife."

My dad had just started working at the Merc when this all went down. He didn't know Webb well, but certainly remembers this all happening. I feel contractually obligated to see this film as well, despite the vastly different reasons.

Not as cute as Invisi-Brett.

That's okay, I know it's me.

It made me think of a way less extreme version of Frank and Brandon from Africa.

Weird all-star season where they bring back Dan the astronaut from Panama?

Poor man's Stephen and JT?

With changing his vote for Val though, he was preserving what — as far as he knew — was the original plan to either vote out Val or flush the idol. So it's not as bad of a thing to confess. Although it tells people that he's strategic, which can be dangerous.

When Josh said they needed Alec and Wes, said nothing about Jaclyn, and then Jaclyn started dropping hints at tribal, I was half convinced they all forgot she was there.

And being on the west coast fails me again. I was so excited to make a Left Eye reference too…