I turned 12 2 days before Maladroit came out.

My junior year was between Make Believe and the Red Album. Suckers.

Yeah, that's what i was thinking it had to be. Even if they didn't do Chicago, I can see almost any sequence they would reference being a bit pricey.

I know this isn't the point, but Lionel Ritchie is not her real father.

When I saw The Dark Knight in theaters, someone was looking at her phone the whole time and then had the audacity to clap at the end. If you liked the movie so goddamn much, why didn't you watch it?

Isn't it always?

Oh that was definitely a thing when I was in middle school.

He's Terry now. In the future.

Me neither. Probably my least favorite of his novels. Neustadter and Weber are doing Paper Towns though, with Nat Wolff as Quentin. That could be good.

I never even started, but probably?

I watched all of Heroes in real time, and feel I deserve some sort of endurance medal.

Oh shit, Vox doesn't have comments, right? I was just going to raise a motion that we comment on every Todd article with: "YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!"

I know right? When I clicked on the review you could see the moment my heart ripped in half.

I watched the show in real time and haven't done any rewatches, and I totally thought it was them. I think my brain ret-conned it for me.

I do what I can. Thanks for taking the note!

I've seen the whole season, but having been spoiled by a similarly formatted GoT comment: It's good etiquette to at least put in a line break. Personally, I sort of read sentences/paragraphs all at once, so having a spoiler warning within the sentence doesn't help very much.

You're just saying that because of my username!

Can't you just check-in online as soon as it's 24 hours ahead? That'll at least get you in group A.

The things I learn from my elders.

What's wrong with the guy on the left?