Maybe I didn't explain the situation properly. We were 10 people in the space the size of a broom closet. Imagine being on a super packed bus, with no room to turn or move and barely any ventilation for 65 minutes. Imagine you're also wearing thick winter clothes because it's 2C outside. I was lucky because I had a…

Actually, B V S dropped 81%. Wow.

Nobody. It was one of the worst experiences you can imagine.

We didn't have any pregnant women but we did have two elderly women who were close to freaking out towards the end. Thank God there were no dogs either, because that would have been even worse.

So…

Ahem.

Well, it looks like God's Not Dead 2 is perhaps not an outright flop, but certainly a pathetic fizzle. I guess now we know why the review comments are so boring.

I think you'd like it a lot. Hopefully it'll arrive in your area too.

Yeah, it's a pretty nifty observation, that was my thought too. But there's nothing redeemable about how the film handled it.

I'll e-mail you a photo.

Terrence Malick's latest.

Haha, good one, AV Club!

Well, in Toronto it certainly seems to have stuck around longer than Knight of Cups. The free market has spoken!

They make money much like crappy horror movies do: they're cheap and they have a baked-in audience (in this case they sell tickets in bulk to churches) that usually makes it easy to recoup the costs. They also seem to spend next to nothing on advertising: I've never seen a single ad for Miracles from Heaven, which is…

I guess the real lesson here is that God will hurl a car at Hercules but not at Leland Palmer.

Cool, cool, cool.

ISIL and other extremists are probably a greater threat to the U.S. than the Soviet Union was in 1983.

Wow, I just went out and all dogs are blue now. How did that happen?

I wonder if she's also introduced chomping down on a giant burger.

Yeah, it's a good one. A nice little piece of Southern Gothic.