Don't fuck me, Zack.
Don't you ever try to fuck me.

Holed up? I guess I'm immature, but that well known phrase made me laugh today.

Christ, you're amateur.

FUCK YEAH!
Sorry, I'm just kind of happy about this news.

Well, you certainly have a type.

Old enough to P, old enough for me.

Kate Winslet
That girl will drop trou in a movie faster than Harvey Keitel and Ewan MacGregor combined! God, I love her!

Lux Fucking Interior, that's who! Why post at all if you don't know who he is?