Maybe Bartkira can do the job for all of us:

I can't wait till Jesus drives his lightning-bolt Escalade back to the surface of this planet and smites the fuck outta these fools.

15.  The tumblrverse exploding in outrage at ludicrously white Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan Noonien Singh (originally intended as a Viking, rewritten as a Sikh, named after a possibly Chinese long-lost war buddy of Roddenberry's just to get his attention, and originally played by Mexican Ricardo Montalban).  But yeah,…

All caps paragraphs, and all I see is code from the Matrix.  Blonde.  Brunette.  Redhead…

I'm pretty sure Keaton's black tactical paint job idea was cribbed directly from the Studio Exec focus meeting for character design.

Do night vision goggles not exist in this advanced society of galaxy-travelling spaceships?

Who designed Wesley's uniform?  Cliff Huxtable?

The Best at What He Does would have left piles of guts & amputated limbs.  Def. not PG-13.

"Dick… You're FIRED ! ! !"

* Rage-Quits Go; leaves triple-line scar on Sol Robeson's eyebrow/cheek without actually blinding him.

I'll take Survivorman's Les Stroud over Grylls anytime, thankyouvery much.

I thoroughly enjoyed Todd Margaret.  The last 10 minutes of every episode is a masters class in social situations so uncomfortable you can't help but watch it between your fingers, cringing and pulling your knees to your chest.

It was more of a Mark Ruffalo reference/joke than an actual assessment.

It's still not going to be as good as The Brothers Bloom.

If I let you flop it out after me, I'm just gonna look stupid.

Probably something like this, but with more gears, cogs, and springs - http://youtu.be/Tvxp56WjALc

I'd actually love to see Thomas Jane in "Dirty Laundry" mode ( http://youtu.be/bWpK0wsnitc ) retire the CBJ, maybe as a combo of both organic, blood spattering and animatronic gear bursting ultraviolence before they're replaced by a more innocuous cgi band.  Maybe Jem and her Holograms?

Based on what I'm smelling, last night's drinking turned this morning's poo into a gruel of motor oil, beef stew, corned beef hash, and jack daniels.

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And the reveal in said movie's not really the entire point of the film.  It's what happens to the main character After the reveal (like the next 60 minutes).  That said, Stellar movie, which is referred to in above Spoiler Space.